This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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