Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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