Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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