Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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