Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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