THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I have post one night stand depression
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