Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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