i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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