Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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