I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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