i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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