...so i touched it.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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