At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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