Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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