Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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