farters have to be the big spoon...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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