im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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