I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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