omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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