Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Randomize
