Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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