i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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