I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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