then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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