she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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