Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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