last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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