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• (323): View more from California

  I'm being pulled over???

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  For what!?!?!

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  ??? I'm in a cab!!!!!

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.

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• (310): View more from California

  Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.

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  I told you to check, dude

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  Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session

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