Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
