What a fucking waste of an outfit
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime