chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.