How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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