another moral hangover. fuck.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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