She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Dear god my vagina.
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