I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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