i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Fucaerrrrr
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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