Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The beer is more important than you right now.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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