Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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