There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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