Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
The ass gains better be worth it
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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