i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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