living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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