grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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