my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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