8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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