and you said cock pushups were impossible
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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