How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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