she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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