I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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