Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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