i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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