the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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