she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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