Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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