Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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